Some American Corporate Slogans You'll Never See
|| Why rant against corporations?
|| Because the biggest criminals on this planet aren't individuals, but organizations. They now have more rights than private individuals.
|| Well, why aren't more organizations on the FBI's "Most Wanted List"?
|| Well . . . Maybe the FBI itself is a criminal organization? It certainly is not immune to political pressure.
|| It seems most corporations are so obsessed with short-term profit that they are oblivious to the harm they are causing.
Apple Computer: Unafraid of the Pit at Its Core.
Coca-Cola: Pleasantsly Poisoning The World.
Jim Beam: Offering Great Spirits Day by Day.
KFC: Ripping You Off, Bite by Bite.
Lockheed: Locking Up Your Future!
Mastercard: Masterfully Managing Mammon.
Merk: Pumping Out More Pills Than You'll Ever Need.
McDonalds: Mass-Marketing Death Between Each Bun.
Monsanto: Marketing Death & Mutating Life.
Wallmart: Rock-Bottom Prices with Sky-High Irresponsibility!
|| I think several major offenders are not listed here.
|| Of course! Really skillful criminal groups elude all radar screens.