Some American Corporate Slogans You'll Never See

Sam: Why rant against corporations?
Tim: Because the biggest criminals on this planet aren't individuals, but organizations. They have earned many – if not more – rights than individuals.
Kris: Yeah. Why aren't any organizations are on the FBI's "Most Wanted List"?
Terri: Well . . . Maybe the FBI itself is a criminal organization? It certainly is not immune to political pressure.
Tim: It seems most corporations are so obsessed with short-term profit that they become oblivious to the harm they are causing.

American Corporate Slogans You'll Never See: a graphic manipulation by T Newfields Apple Computer: Unafraid of the Pit at Its Core.

Coca-Cola: Pleasantsly Poisoning The World.

Jim Beam: Offering Great Spirits Each Day by Day.

KFC: Ripping You Off, Bite by Bite.

Lockheed: Locking Up Your Future!

Mastercard: Masterfully Managing Mammon.

Merk: Pumping Out More Pills Than You Ever Needed.

McDonalds: Mass-Marketing Death Between Each Bun.

Monsanto: Marketing Death & Mutating Life.

Wallmart: Rock-Bottom Prices with Sky-High Irresponsibility!


Terri: I think several major offenders are not listed here.
Tim: Of course! Really skillful criminal groups elude ordinary radar screens.