Some American Corporate Slogans You'll Never See

American Corporate Slogans You'll Never See: a graphic manipulation by T Newfields

Apple Computer: Unafraid of the Pit at Its Core.

Coca-Cola: Pleasantly Poisoning The World, One Smile at a Time.

Jim Beam: Offering Great Spirits (Until Thy Cup Runneth Dry)

KFC: Ripping You Off, Bite by Greasy Bite.

Lockheed: Locking Up Your Future!

Mastercard: Masterfully Managing Mammon.

Merk: Pumping Out More Pills Than You'll Ever Need.

McDonalds: Mass-Marketing Death Between Each Bun.

Monsanto: Mutating Life, Monetizing Extinction.

Walmart: Rock-Bottom Prices with Sky-High Irresponsibility, Every Aisle, Every Day!

Sam: (raising his eyebrows) Why rant against corporations? Isn’t this just noise—another angry list?
Tim: Because at this point in history, the biggest criminals on this planet aren't individuals, but organizations. They now have more rights than private individuals and far less accountability.
Kris: (impertinently) Well, why aren't more of them on the FBI's "Most Wanted List"?
Terri: (pausing, sipping her coffee) I think several major offenders are not listed here.
Tim: Of course not. The most skilled criminal organizations don’t show up on radar screens. They own them.