Whun I wus groovin up money yuurs ago
thu warld seemd eazier ta undurstand –
Scriptures told us whut ta do
n whure sinners go.
Indeed, it's all in the Book ah Revolution!
Judgment Day iz ad hand!
Get yer potato chips, humbuggers, 'n charcools
ready ya hear
'cus I feel it in me bones -
The Barbecue Ahead 's Gonna B Magnificent!
The Lord is a-cummin und is He's In Full Command!
Yep, godless folks are gonna kno
Jehovah's Wrath 'n Infinite Ire!
I jus can't wait for Armageddon -
it'll be soo excitin ta behooold!
Bombs flyin everywhure
as duh Heavens turn ta Gold!
Git ready, Christian Brethren!
A beautiful war is at hand!
We're gonna meet Our Maker!
The Rapture is So Excitin!
as we poison the sea 'n air 'n land!
|Ted:||This ain't notin' da laugh 'bout – lots ah folks think this way.|
|Sam:||Where's your sense ah humor? All ideology is ultimately a joke.|
|Terri:||We've gotta be careful with myths 'cause dey haf a way ah comin' true.|
|Kris:||The Doomsday myths ah Christianity, Judiasm, and Islam all point
towards a bifurcated future that's unhealthy.
Whatever our fate is, I'm sure we will share it together. Like it or not, we are connected 'n share a common destiny.