Un-Zen

I.

Don't worry about
how many hands are clapping -
only remember the abbot's stick
is hard pine.

II.

Dust on the Buddha's face
doesn't matter -
make sure
each toilet is bright.

III.

Ah - a perfect day for meditation.
Bang! Whack!
"Be mindful &
continue sweeping your mind."

IV.

With sayings like these
Gestapo-priests
perform intellectual karate
upon seekers inspired
to see
  moments    of    in
             sight
which     cum
       cum
    cum
  confounding
             all th
        oughts or
                 ideas of
  de
                                     light!