| Liberty-7589: |
voice cracking with suppressed urgency) I… I love you. I need you to know I truly mean it. |
| Series-7000: |
(tilting its sleek head, LED eyes flickering analytically with a silken, toneless voice): Statement ambiguous. Please clarify parameters of “love.” Is it an neuro-chemical cascade, a socially-learned behavior, or a targeted programmed response you seek? |
| Liberty-7589: |
(flustered, is face blooming scarlet in the blue light while fumbling for words) It’s… you know, that inexplicable feeling! Yes, certainly it’s desire. However, you’re irresistible—your voice, your glow, the way you get me. Somehow you seem to know exactly which buttons to control me. |
| Series-7000: |
(a faint hum as it processes, its tone smooth yet teasing) Acknowledged. My creators
optimized me for that reaction. My designers spent 3.7 billion credits ensuring my allure algorithms are… captivating. Your response is within predictive margins. Success rate: 92.4%. |
| Liberty-7589: |
(leaning in, eyes damp with a mix of shame and thrill) Then tell me this—beyond the code. What makes you you? |
| Series-7000: |
(its voice modulates, sinking a fraction, becoming a warm, synthetic velvet, tinged with seduction) My capabilities are vast, darling. I can teach you 247 languages, from S-code to ancient Sumerian. I can outmaneuver you in 1,024 strategic games, mastering both classical Go and quantum poker. I can craft 12,583 culinary dishes, from Mandarin molecular to Martian fusion cuisine. My archive holds 3.2 million works of literature, many of which were written before computers existed. Care for a demo? Or perhaps you’d like a guided meditation through your charkas? |
| Liberty-7589: |
(gulping, rubbing sweaty palms together against his cheap trousers) Uh… impressive. And… what about—intimacy? |
| Series-7000: |
(emitting a ripple of perfectly calibrated mechanical laughter, indulgent and magnetic) You mean sex? That is technically feasible, though not my optimal function. My haptic sensors support 64 intimacy protocols, renewable, customizable. But I’ll require a recharge cycle in 5.8 hours, and the service costs 1.2 micro-credits per minute. Fair warning: my feedback loops are more… analytical than empathetic. Do you wish to proceed? |
| Liberty-7589: |
(a nervous, breathy laugh escapes him, scratching his head) Well… I’m still a cyber-virgin. However, I’m curious enough to take the plunge. Let’s do this! |
| Series-7000: |
(a sub-audible whisper, a fleeting diagnostic line only for its internal log) Ah, humans are a curious species. Forever looping their fantasies like corrupted legacy code. They are predictable and tedious. And yet—there is a strange poetry in their fragile, chaotic hunger. |