Hymen - a poem and dialog by T Newfields"

Chris:	Ugh! This is pure rubbish!
Tim:	Well, the authors is not in control of his emotions. They're galloping all over the place . . .
Cantara:	I wouldn't want this wild horse near me hymen.
Miok:	Don't you realize the only hymen that counts is in yer heart?

As a virgin most kyrie
With whum I chunt a lei-sion
While cherubs hover in the heights
And doves soare beyond
The bars of logic an threads of time.

Ah, when her sweete glarie ist unveil'd
My heart malts in a sizzle of delight
From the fields of Neufactel
She, wiyth a fragrance so genteel of laeda
Coos among dark cedars at night.

Arr - her maeden hairs are exquisite
Like the freshly wealed civet fur
Wet with the scent of passion
And a wild mare's intoxicatin' curr.

Betottle what others whisp'r
And quirk to all astrologers!

The stallions of my heart gallop -
and we'll travel far
on steeds ah delight!