The Cost of IntimacyHulloh. Izz this 1-800-6969?
Yeah, well could I hafff jest ahh luttle intimaahcy please?
Nah, nah. It doesn't haff ta be kinky -
I jus wanna a wee bit a heeman intimacy.
What's the best way
tah arrange that?
You mean I haff tah pay?
Well, how much does actual closeness cost?
What? You're joking!
Why so many compu-credits?
Don't you haff sum sort a discount fer losers?
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Iz anybody there?