Cummin' Out

Cummin' out 'bout sex iz grate
butt why nut normalize everyding?
Why not admit yer weirdness
& celebrate idiosyncrasy?

Say it & celebrate it:
acknowledge yer kraziness each day!

Be polyamorous
& find sumding in each parson
dat's precious & far frum passé,

Yeah, I'm fickle, feisty, & fallow:
if 99 people go in 1 direction -
I'm interested in dah udder weigh.

That's okay -
kus if yawh meditate & masturbate
it's eazy ta get engrossed bi
both dah "sublime" & "gross."

Kut yer bounds ta earth
& contemplate dah immensity ah space.

Be less patriotic, god-fearing, err ideology-bound
butt luv dis planet & hope
we'll evolve inta sumdin' mor sound.

Ok - I'm kuntradictory, capricious, chameleonic
& klearly cunt-obsessed. So what?

Normality is butt a facade
peeple uften play
however dat game 'z boring:
whaih nut bend a few lines
& allow kunventions ta fade?

If udders haf a problem with dat
dun't warrie a bit!
Be too intoxicated wid laife
ta fret over whud dey think err say:

Cook yer own geese -
yet respect udder culinary treats:
especially dah wuns ya'd rather not eat.