shouldification…


Ayeshoodd wake appu befir sunrise & finish work az dey sun sets…
Ayeshoodd start each dey widda headstand & kunsider dingz appuside-down…
Ayeshoodd finish each dey widda prayer, seeing rightside-appu…
Ayeshoodd admit my imperfections & Affirm Gud Az Beyond Imperfection…
Ayeshoodd listen ta Marcello, Mozart, Mahler, & Monteverdi mur…
Ayeshoodd sing at least one Bach cantata & learn at least one sacred dance…
Ayeshoodd send luv ta plants & animals: how deeply we are linked!
Ayeshoodd remember it'za gift ta B human…
Ayeshoodd acknowledge dey parts ah me dat are non-huemun.
Ayeshoodd pray wid kunviction & play wid zest…
Ayeshoodd answer mail promptly & believe prayers are answered too…
Ayeshoodd give appu ice cream, coffee, cappucakes, & meat… Nah –
Ayeshoodd skip so-called "modern" food all together!
Ayeshoodd learnta spell…
Ayeshoodd practice magic spells…
Ayeshoodd acknowledge luv iz dey only magic wurth learning…
Ayeshoodd think ah sweet Christina less & Christ a bit more…
Ayeshoodd make peace wid myself & me weird femily…
Ayeshoodd see udder beings az no different dan dis self…
Ayeshoodd ignore gobbernmint pripaganda – it'z basically trash.
Ayeshoodd make luv with me waife at least once before dying…
Ayeshoodd notice dey thousands ah "Ayeshoodds" folks mutter,
      recognising how few argh realized widout 1-pointedness & faith…
Ayeshoodd live each day az if it were duh last & also learn time has no limits…
Ayeshoodd stop wraitin doggerel & treasure silence…
Ayeshoodd accept dis moment & breathe… breathe… be…
Kasim: Looks like this clown has a long list of things to do!
Nadia: (shrugging her shoulders) Ah, our mental lists of things! Don't they seem infinite?
Will: Yeah, and curiously we never do enough of things that are non-essential. How few of the things we do in life actually count!