 Step right up and taste one of our delicious burgers made from 100% fresh Beef-a-Cong. You'll enjoy its taste as bullets rip through your flesh. Jes' one taste of our spicy burgers and you'll never settle for less! You have no idea what democracy tastes like until you try our whoppers – chock full of enough steel ta tear your innards apart. Most people prefer their burgers with purple hearts or plump, napalm tomatoes – broiled over hot charcoal flames. Our burgers also contain leafy jungle clusters with lots of fresh ketchup – and enough garnish for those who savor debate. Sorry we can't cater to vegetarians, but those who love the flavor of bull should come ta Uncle Sam's Burger World – where fresh meat is available at a bargain prices. |
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| Satoru: | I wish Uncle Sam would get out of the burger business. |
| Satoru: | Yeah. There's too much blood between the buns. |
| Ying: | Are Iraq-burgers really any different from Nam-burgers? |
| Satoru: | What do you think? |
| Ying: | Nah. |