All of us are lunatics!
Where's dah lettuce 'n cheese?
Most people claim to be "normal"
I say they're mediocre.
Mediocre is a two-dollar McDonalds hamburger
instead of a
Mediocre is an automobile parking attendant
wishing to become
an architect designing space colonies.
Mediocre is a high school English teacher
who should be
a Nobel laureate.
You think you's mediocre?
Most people will label you krazy –
society breeds mediocrity.
Real lunatics cook
with fresh home-grown pastrami
refusing to accept bullsheeet
or genetically-engineered bologna.
Real kooks haf spicy cocks &
wonderfully well-flavored kunts
dat don't bekum stale buns
err lifeless, bland sausages.
The world iz already full ah mediocrity –
why worry 'bout a few lunatics?
Take yer hamburger
throw away all datz stale
& celebrate whun life cums!