Sam:   Why rant against corporations?

Tim:   Because the biggest criminals on this planet aren't individuals, but 
       organizations. They now have more rights than private individuals.

Kris:  Well, why aren't more organizations on the FBI's "Most Wanted List"?

Terri: Well . . . Maybe the FBI itself is a criminal organization? It 
       certainly is not immune to political pressure.

Tim:   It seems most corporations are so obsessed with short-term profit that 
       they are oblivious to the harm they are causing.


AMERICAN CORPORATE SLOGANS YOU'LL NEVER SEE


Apple Computer: Unafraid of the Pit at Its Core.

Coca-Cola: Pleasantly Poisoning The World.

Jim Beam: Offering Great Spirits Day by Day.

KFC: Ripping You Off, Bite by Bite.

Lockheed: Locking Up Your Future!

Mastercard: Masterfully Managing Mammon.

Merk: Pumping Out More Pills Than You'll Ever Need.

McDonalds: Mass-Marketing Death Between Each Bun.

Monsanto: Mutating Life & Marketing Death.

Walmart: Rock-Bottom Prices with Sky-High Irresponsibility!


Terri:  I think several major offenders are not listed here.

Tim:    Of course! Really skillful criminal groups elude all radar screens.


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from _AmeriSong: Poetry, Art, & Dialogs about Amerika_ by T Newfields
SUMMARY: A spoof about doublespeak and corporate greed.
KEYWORDS: corporate iconoclasm,  corporate satire, business lampoon 

Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955)
Begun: 2012 in Tokyo, Japan  / Finished: 2018 in Yokohama, Japan
Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted

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