MONEY MADDERS: Some thoughts about fiscal psychosis money is a language wuth a streinge vucabulary as coins click 'n computer screams kalculate digital blips the weirdest thangs becum possible if cents muttar more thyn sanse. money is a kuntrulled substance whach makes people believe averything haz a prace tag which kun be exchanged in a blink. muney is a manure which works best whun well-spread 'n exposed ta sunlight rathur than rottin' in bank vaults az za mutant blight Kun we transcend owa fiscal lust 'n accept udders with kompassion 'n trust? Err must we kalculate every action we undertake as if money were the sole yardstick koncernin' whad ta destroy err kreate? The espresso machine hissed like an irritated animal, its polished steel throwing a harsh glare across Terri’s face. The light carved deep shadows beneath her eyes, giving her latest tirade the appearance of a manifesto delivered from a very expensive interrogation room. "Most adults don’t understand how money works," she declared. Her manicured fingers marched across the formica table, one tap per syllable. "They lack financial intelligence." Ted gave a short, contemptuous laugh. He swirled the last of his affogato al caffè, watching the melting ice cream disappear into the espresso as though witnessing a small financial collapse. "I understand how capitalism works," he said, looking up with a crooked smile. "I’m not convinced that capitalism itself is particularly intelligent." Terri frowned. Ted took another sip. "Most things on this planet," he continued, "are governed by stupidity rather than intelligence. Intelligence merely writes the press releases afterward." Kris raised both hands before Terri could launch her next argument. "To me, money is a neutral commodity," she said. Her voice was calm, almost soothing. "It depends on how you use it. Money itself isn't good or bad." "Hogwash!" Tim’s voice cracked across the café, startling the room into absolute silence. Everyone at the neighboring tables briefly turned toward them. Even the barista paused, one hand nervously resting on his espresso machine. Tim grinned at Kris. He enjoyed irritating her, particularly when he do so while pretending to be philosophical. "Nothing in this world is neutral," he said, suddenly adopting the solemn expression of a professor . "Every choice has consequences. Those consequences benefit some people and disadvantage others." Tim leaned forward towards Kris. "You may not see the consequences. You may not understand them. You may even congratulate yourself for being completely unaware of them." He paused. "But that doesn't make them disappear." Kris folded her arms, then asked, "So do you think money is evil?" "No," Tim replied. "Money is useful." "Then what exactly is your point?" "My point is that usefulness and neutrality aren't the same thing." > NOTE: This piece was partially generated with AI tools; human editing was then applied. ================================================================================= from _AmeriSong: Poetry, Art, & Dialogs about Amerika_ by T Newfields LONG SUMMARY: An exploration of the ethics of money through an introductory poem and a café debate. SHORT SUMMARY: Thoughts about money, ethics, and power. KEYWORDS: monetary metaphors, fiscal tropes, monetary mania, pecuniary psychosis, money madness, capitalism, neutrality, financial ethics, economic philosophies, fiscal consciousness Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955) Begun: 1999 in Taoyuan, Taiwan / Finished: 2026 in Shizuoka, Japan Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted < LAST https://www.tnewfields.info/AmeriSong/red.htm TOC https://www.tnewfields.info/AmeriSong/index.html NEXT > https://www.tnewfields.info/AmeriSong/cowboychem.htm TRANSLATIONS DEUTSCH https://www.tnewfields.info/de/geld.htm ESPAÑOL https://www.tnewfields.info/es/cuestiones.htm NIHONGO https://www.tnewfields.info/jp/kinsen.htm ZHŌNGWÉN https://www.tnewfields.info/zh/jinqian.htm