|  Kris: | 
	 Doesn't this poem make a mockery of the Lord's Prayer?  | 
  
  
	|  Sam: | 
	 On the contrary – I think it mocks consumerism. | 
  
  
	|  Tim: | 
	 Perhaps we need to tackle the issue of what a religion is. 
	 To me, whatever you hold most precious is your "religion." And as whenever we shift priorities, we switch faiths. We should think of religion as a verb rather than a noun. | 
  
  
	|  Sam: | 
	 Hmm. By that standard, consumerism is one of the world's most widespread faiths. | 
  
  
	|  Ted: | 
	 So is hedonism. But what has this got to do with Walmart? | 
  
  
	|  Tim: | 
	(sighing) Please take a moment and think . . .  |