Un-Zen

I.

Don't worry about how many hands are clapping -
only remember the abbot's stick is hard pine.

II.

Dust on the Buddha's face doesn't matter -
make sure each toilet is bright.

III.

Ah - a perfect day for meditation. Bang! Whack!
"Be mindful & continue sweeping your mind."

IV.

With sayings like these Gestapo-priests
perform intellectual karate upon seekers inspired to see
moments of insight
which cum
cum
cum
confounding
all thoughts or
ideas of delight!