EDUCATIONAL INSPECTOR: A Dystopian Review So ya think yer kompetent ta teach? Well, let me inspect yer kredentials & then see. Zis record shows ya don't support school policies – yer should show conformity. This document suggests yer outspoken about many affairs – good teachers are silent & defer to Our Beloved Chair. This video reveals ya laugh lots in class. Teachers must be dignified – not crass. This report suggests you relish irony & guile you should be more diffident & maintain a smile! For our government you have expressed disdain – good teachers are cheerful & never act that way. Are you qualified ta teach our precious youth? Our data suggests another job iz better fer you. A custodial position starts next week – unless you wish to become a vagrant consider that seriously. Melissa: (shaking her head) This type of thing could never exist in a democracy. Tim: Who said we live in a democracy? Beneath the veneer of politeness, it is surprising how savage we still are. Liao: (nodding) And like it or not, teaching is inherently political. ===================================================================================== from _Crassroom Voices - Poetry, Art, & Dialogs about Education_ by T Newfields SUMMARY: A dark satire about what happens when ideological purity counts more than educational ability in schools. KEYWORDS: school fascism, educational politics, authoritarianism Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955) Begun: 1993 in Shizuoka, Japan / Finished: 2020 in Yokohama, Japan Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted < LAST http://www.tnewfields.info/CrassroomVoices/travel.htm TOC http://www.tnewfields.info/CrassroomVoices/index.html NEXT > http://www.tnewfields.info/CrassroomVoices/tobe.htm