IN NAME ONLY: Some Thoughts about Halfhearted Education IMAGE: A wizened dean in graduation gowns holding a book while gesturing How money T-chers deserve dah name? Arghn't most roll takers answear checkers glamor korrectors propuganda reflecktors 'n opinion inspuctors? Standing appu in krassrooms like inept acturs unsure how ta prefirm why do instrookters seem like louzy entertainers putting their audiences ta sleep err grumpy ministars unable ta live whud they preach? How many stewdents actually enkunter T-chers who teach? Should we rely on them ta learn anything? Satoru: I think most teachers start out idealistic, but end up cynical . . . Melissa: Perhaps that's an occupational hazard. Eventually many reach a point where they become robots half-consciously performing routines in class. Liao: (nodding) Indeed. Many social institutions becomes the antithesis of their avowed goals. Prisons, for example, basically train criminals. The military frequently fosters conflict, not peace. And in many ways schools actually make students more stupid. Tim: I'm tempted to call it ingenious. It reminds me of Orwell’s notion of "doublespeak." Each system, through a curious dialectical process, eventually creates its own shadow-self . . . ===================================================================================== from _Crassroom Voices - Poetry, Art, & Dialogs about Education_ by T Newfields SUMMARY: An image of a dean in graduation gowns & poem about educational roles & dialog about educational ossification KEYWORDS: inept teachers, nominal teachers, faux instructors, fake teachers, teaching roles, educational travesty Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955) Begun: 1999 in Táoyuán, Taiwan / Finished: 2023 in Yokohama, Japan Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted < LAST https://www.tnewfields.info/CrassroomVoices/strange.htm TOC https://www.tnewfields.info/CrassroomVoices/index.html NEXT > https://www.tnewfields.info/CrassroomVoices/teacherspeak.htm TRANSLATIONS DEUTSCH https://www.tnewfields.info/de/namen.htm ESPAÑOL https://www.tnewfields.info/es/nombre.htm NIHONGO https://www.tnewfields.info/jp/na.htm