PARTNER MODEL 3X-8000: An ambivalent assessment

	Can you show me how to operate Partner 3X-8000?
	I read the operator's manual,
	but it seems to have conflicting instructions.

	Consider its volume control switch for example:
	why is 3X-8000 so verbose?
	Doesn't this model have an "audio off" switch?

	I have no complaints about the 3X-8000's cooking,
	and when it comes to cleaning, it functions better
	than anything I've seen.

	Moreover, this unit's bedroom protocols
	are oddly mechanical.
	However, that is not the primary function
	of this machine.

	From what I am told,
	this unit was designed for companionship.

	However, I suspect
	it has many programming bugs, and
	this machine malfunctions in many ways.

	Why haven't I replaced my Partner?
	I must confess the thought has crossed my mind.

	Despite its quirks, I've grown somewhat fond of
	this gadget: it resembles me in many ways.

	I was told that the 3X-8000 has a lifetime warranty.
	However, since my lifetime is nearly complete,
	I will stay with this ditzy, dingy, dazzling
	piece of malware!

	Please do not tell me about new cyborgs,
	or mention what other units can do.

	I am half-content with my own purchase
	even though deep-down
	I realize I'm screwed!


Bill: Sometimes we treat other humans like objects or machines.

Liao: That is an unfortunate mistake. That mechanistic view of world leads to all sort of suffering. 

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from _Cyberpoems: Exploring the Human-Machine Interface_ by T Newfields
SUMMARY:  A satire about a human-android interaction and photo of a mannequin.
KEYWORDS: robotic partners, human-android interactions, mannequin love, cyber-partnership, 
          android lovers, mechanical romance

Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955 - ?)
Begun: 2015 in Kihei, Maui / Finished: 2024 in Shizuoka, Japan
Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted

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