shouldification. . . . reflections on modal awareness Ayeshoodd wake appu befir sunrise & finish work az dey sun sets… Ayeshoodd start each dey widda headstand & kunsider dingz appuside-down… Ayeshoodd finish each dey widda prayer, seeing rightside-appu… Ayeshoodd admit my imperfections & Affirm Gud Az Beyond Imperfection… Ayeshoodd listen ta Marcello, Mozart, Mahler, & Monteverdi mur… Ayeshoodd sing at least one Bach canata & learn at least one sacred dance… Ayeshoodd send luv ta plants & animals: how deeply we are linked! Ayeshoodd remember it'za gift ta B human… Ayeshoodd acknowledge dey parts ah me dat are non-huemun. Ayeshoodd pray wid kunviction & play wid zest… Ayeshoodd answer mail promptly &believe prayers are answered too… Ayeshoodd give appu ice cream, coffee, cappucakes, & meat… Nah – Ayeshoodd skip so-called "modern" food all together! Ayeshoodd learnta spell… Ayeshoodd practice magic spells… Ayeshoodd acknowledge luv iz dey only magic wurth learning… Ayeshoodd think ah sweet Christina less & Christ a bit more… Ayeshoodd make peace wid myself & me weird femily… Ayeshoodd see udder beings az no different dan dis self… Ayeshoodd ignore gobbernmint pripaganda – it'z basically trash. Ayeshoodd make luv with me waife at least once before dying… Ayeshoodd notice dey thousands ah "Ayeshoodds" folks mutter, recognising how few argh realized widout 1-pointedness & faith… Ayeshoodd live each day az if it'were duh last & learn time has no limits… Ayeshoodd stop wraitin doggeral & treasure silence… Ayeshoodd accept dis moment & breathe… breathe… be… Kasim: Looks like this clown has a long list of things to do! Nadia: (shrugging her shoulders) Ah, our mental lists! Don't they seem infinite? Will: Yeah. How few things in life actually count! ===================================================================================== from How Weird: Out of the Box of Expectations by T Newfields Summary: An anti-poem & dialog about how excessive 'shoulds' hinder the develop of future 'coulds'. Keywords: ought-to self, motivation theory, behavioural constraints, super-ego imperatives Author: T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955 - ?) Begun: 2009 in Tokyo, Japan ☆ Finished: 2019 in Yokohama, Japan Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted < LAST https://www.tnewfields.info.info/HowWeird/normal.htm TOC https://www.tnewfields.info.info/HowWeird/index.html NEXT > https://www.tnewfields.info.info/HowWeird/sheet.htm TRANSLATIONS FRANÇAIS https://www.tnewfields.info.info/fr/devoir.htm