Face it:
Everyone has at least 1 skeleton in dah closet.
Big Deal! Whud'z yers?
Stole sum candy from daddy?
Scandalous secrets stored away?
Hate sum uppity folks?
Bent truth ta yer convenience?
Yarn fer another?
Worried about being gay?

Relax.
All ah us iz foolish
in money wayz.

Breathe easy & stay kool.
Don't blame udders fer being imperfect:
All-ah-us R dat weigh.

Fokus on whudz good &
dun't worry if udders
seem stewed udderly.

Sooner err latter
the mirror will turn
and, hurray! you are also dat weigh!