HARLEQUIN ROMANCES: Unbuttoning the notions of propriety Juanita: Can't this pecker-brain see the difference between what's silly and what's dangerous? Now he is condoning reactionary novels that project demeaning female stereotypes. Reading such trash is a waste of time! Actually, this isn't a poem, but a psychological tirade in which male chauvinist pigs attack the dignity of women world-wide. What did Jane Smith really think of Dr. Livingston? What unmentionable secret was Elma Patridge afraid to reveal? Why did Sue Sakamoto come late from work on Thursdays? What was that odd scar just above Lili Chen's left heel? You can learn these secrets & discover new mysteries by visiting your local bookstore & looking for the section where people who believe in love read. Take a date with some cellulose & envision new romantic scenes! Shu: Give it a break. Afterall, a book is merely a book, and fantasy mirrors reality but dimly at best. Let consumers enjoy their brief romantic illusions – perhaps it will help some face the world more bravely. And if such a thing as "romance" actually exists, what is the harm in that? ===================================================================================== from Lit-A-Rupture: A Post Literary Construction by T Newfields SUMMARY: Some satirical thoughts about romantic fictions and reading. KEYWORDS: harlequin romances, romantic fictions, reading habits by T Newfields [Nitta Hirou / Huáng Yuèwǔ] (b. 1955) Begun: 2002 in Nagoya, Japan ⨳ Finished: 2024 in Shizuoka, Japan Creative Commons License: Attribution. {{CC-BY-4.0}} Granted < LAST https://www.tnewfields.info/LitaRupture/plath.htm TOC https://www.tnewfields.info/LitaRupture/index.html NEXT > https://www.tnewfields.info/LitaRupture/stories.htm