I marched with Napoleon across the plains of Russia & rode with Genghis Khan across fields where humans were harvested easily like wheat I advanced with Alexander to the edges of known civilization & sallied with Cortez anywhere rumored to have gold I followed the Führer out of blind lust for battle & supported Bush-Biden-Bin Laden so vengeance could unfold Wherever you find mass graveyards & places of bloody retribution my stench will assault your nostrils. The next time world leaders churn out doggerel about another 'just' conflict . . . how will you respond?