| Int.: | How many people have you been close to? |
| Anon.: | (shrugging) I never count. |
| Int.: | What do you like most about approaching someone, then sticking your proboscis under their skin? |
| Anon.: | It's a sort of intimacy, I suppose. |
| Int.: | Don't you worry about disease? |
| Anon.: | Not really. Insect life is short. Human life is not much longer. |
| Int.: | So tell me a bit about your background. |
| Anon.: | I grew up in an industrial sewer and wriggled around for a while, then popped out of the water in mid-summer. And hey, here I am! |
| Int.: | When did you get your wings? |
| Anon.: | I'm no angel. When I left the water, they just appeared. Okay, I had to let go of my former self. However, that is not hard to do. That is the advantage of being small and knowing it. |
| Int.: | What's your goal in life? |
| Anon.: | Survival. Sometimes I feel like I'm just part of a giant food chain and don't really matter. However, life has its moments of satisfaction: I have slurped some very rich blood. |
| Int.: | How do you handle humans? |
| Anon.: | Simple. Keep away during the day, then attack at night. Darkness is my ally. Who can resist warm flesh? |
| Int.: | Do you feel optimistic about the future? |
| Anon.: | Yes and no. Life is dark and savage, but somehow insects always stay on top. Why? Ironically, because we're at the bottom. It's an interesting paradox. |
| Int.: | Any final message? |
| Anon.: | Even though life sucks, don't worry. Stick to your point. And don't get trapped in any webs. Finally, watch out for bird-brains – they often swoop down and trying to scoop up more than they can actually handle. |