Educational Inspector:
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So ya think yer kompetent ta teach? Well, let me inspect yer kredentials –then see. Zis record shows ya don't support school policies – yer should show conformity. This document suggests yer outspoken about many affairs – good teachers are silent – defer to Our Beloved Chair. This video reveals ya laugh lots in class. Teachers must be dignified – not crass. This report suggests you relish irony & guile you should be more diffident & maintain a smile! For our government you have expressed disdain – good teachers are cheerful & never act that way. Are you qualified ta teach our precious youth? Our data suggests another job iz better fer you. A custodial position starts next week – unless you wish to become a vagrant consider that seriously. |