To make Amerika grate again
& turn the country into a dump
dare is no better person
than Donald J. trump.

Nobody knows how ta ruin a demo-krassy
like the Don: Yep! He'z got dah balls
ta move Amerika far raight
as this planet falls.

Stuff yah hear on da news:
dhats a liberal kunspiracy:
If yawh wanna dah Twittered-truth
lissen ta Ronald McDonald faithfully.

Yep – You betccha!
The Tangerine Tornado is
gonna tern dings around:
dishing out gifts to supporters
& puttin' everyone else down!