| SUBJECT |
GRADE |
COMMENTS |
| Arithmetic: |
D |
Good at simple addition and subtraction, but baffled by complexity.
Clyde isn't concerned with precision - unless money is involved.
Often reluctant to change his answers if they're wrong. |
| English: |
C |
Isn't into reading or writing. However, speaks with confidence. Must avoid punching those who disagree. |
| Science |
C |
Interested in worms and insects. Likes mixing chemicals together – especially
if they're explosive. Seldom understands what's happening, unfortunately. |
| History: |
D |
This is not a strong subject for Clyde. He's aware of the FOX News
version of recent history. Knowledge of geography superficial. |
| Sports: |
B |
Fond of rough sports, but cooperative skills underdeveloped.
Moreover, Clyde often threatens to kill opposing team members.
He claims to be joking – but others aren't so sure. |
| Art: |
C |
Likes working with clay. Enjoys finger painting. |
| Social Skills: |
D |
Hangs out with local toughies. Strong ingroup / outgroup mentality.
Willing to fight for his beliefs. |
| SUMMARY |
The first thing I noticed about Clyde was the American flag tattooed to his forehead.
I knew we had a real patriot. The next thing I remember about him when he punched a younger
student for criticizing our president. Clyde may not be the brightest dude in class – but he's the most
assertive. He always makes sure that people know exactly where he stands and doesn't tolerate criticism. Clyde has
a small, but loyal cadre of followers. With a more discipline and effort, he'd make an excellent war criminal.
A guy like this is a natural born leader. Who knows? One day he might even lead our proud nation. |
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PRINCIPAL: Wade Waterdown  DATE: March 21, 2006 |