Good at simple addition and subtraction, but baffled by complexity.
Clyde isn't concerned with precision - unless money is involved.
Often reluctant to change his answers if they're wrong.
Isn't into reading or writing. However, speaks with confidence. Must avoid punching those who disagree.
Interested in worms and insects. Likes mixing chemicals together – especially
if they're explosive. Seldom understands what's happening, unfortunately.
This is not a strong subject for Clyde. He's aware of the FOX News
version of recent history. Knowledge of geography superficial.
Fond of rough sports, but cooperative skills underdeveloped.
Moreover, Clyde often threatens to kill opposing team members.
He claims to be joking – but others aren't so sure.
Likes working with clay. Enjoys finger painting.
Hangs out with local toughies. Strong ingroup / outgroup mentality.
Willing to fight for his beliefs.
The first thing I noticed about Clyde was the American flag tattooed to his forehead.
I knew we had a real patriot. The next thing I remember about him when he punched a younger
student for criticizing our president. Clyde may not be the brightest dude in class – but he's the most
assertive. He always makes sure that people know exactly where he stands and doesn't tolerate criticism. Clyde has
a small, but loyal cadre of followers. With a more discipline and effort, he'd make an excellent war criminal.
A guy like this is a natural born leader. Who knows? One day he might even lead our proud nation.