Contents
- Characters
- Prolog
- Food for Thought
- Edusales.com
- McTeaching
- Stranger than Fiction
- In Name Only
- Teacherspeak
- Raised Hands
- Students that Fail
- Students that Succeed
- Factory schools
- Zombie Detection
- How 2-B-A Mediocre Teacher
- Info Shock
- Clyde Dillybaum's Report Card
- Interview with a model teacher
- Classroom Ideologies
- PLATO-700
- Streams of Knowledge
- Textese
- The Road to Wisdom
- 2 Seasons of Teaching
- Die-alog
- Empty Containers?
- culture of mediocrity
- Linguistic Identitiā¬$
- Layered Learning
- The English of Today?
- Eñg£i$h $tüdies
- Engli-SS-h Only
- Applied Linguistics
- Eeeeentrance Eeeexams
- Ideal Students
- Entrance Cere-money
- Educational Labyrinth
- Before Class
- Tuned Out
- Classroom Dictator
- Natural Language Processing
- Travel Dialog
- Educational Inspector
- 2 B ahh Teacher
- TV Addiction
- 2 Teeeache
- Thanks to Our Teachers
- Student Grading
- Grade Inflation
- ABC University
- Leadership
- Problem Student
- Problem Teacher
- You can Be a Perfect Teacher!
- A Balanced Curriculum
- Global Issues
- Student-Teacher Dialog 1
- Student-Teacher Dialog 2
- Student-Teacher Dialog 3
- Centering
- Astonished Students Comment
- Shouldn't We Expect Excellence?
- The Experts
- A Question of Time
- TeACHErs?
- Hand of Insight
- Philosophy Lesson
- Night Fantasy
- Student Rant #4334
- Another Teacher Rant
- Teacher Reflections
- School Ghosts
- Info-Spheres
- Class Dynamics
- Teacher Prayer
- Out-TeAcH
- Where Writing Starts
- Kitchen Table Rhetoric
- When Rhetoric Gets Hard
- In the Shadow of Ancients
- The Politics of Linguistic Identity
- 3 Language Learners
- Programmed Responses
- Babbit's Babble
- Astronomy 101
- Study Abroad Poem
- Learner Reactions
- Missing Elements
- Discourse Cohesion
- Crassroom
- The Lure of Books
- Invisible Teachers
- Teachers as Butchers
- How to Grill a Teacher
- The Effects of N-Beam Exposure…
- Read On
- Post-Modern Education
- The Last Class
- Eye-Opener
- Glossary of Educational Terms
- Hand of Prophecy
- Postlog
This collection of poetry, art, dialogs, raves, and commentaries highlights some classroom experiences and my feelings about education. Each piece is a different vision of what can happen in the name of education. Many of these works are concerned with foreign language instruction, but more than a few with education in general.
Since half of my life has been teaching English in Asia, I've been especially interested in things that happen inside language classrooms. The complex power relations between teachers, students, administrators, and textbook publishers are underscored in many of these works.
Topic Index
Authoritarian teachers
Class dynamics
Classical education
Classroom metaphors
Classroom results
Cognoscenti
Commencement ceremonies
Compu-teaching
Cross-disciplinary awareness
Crass pedagogy
Degree mills
De-programming
Edu-marketing
Education & conformity
Education & politics
Educational control
Educational jargon
Educational measurement
Educational quality
English
Fossilized conversations
Futile protests
Gender stereotypes
Global issues
Grade inflation
Grading criteria
Language policies
Language politics
Lecture-mode teaching
Linguistic identity
Linguistic imperialism
Mass education
McDonaldized education
Mediocracy
Mind-numbing instruction
Monologs vs. multilogs
Neural implants
Pedagogy
Prayer in class
Problem students
Prophecy
Pseudo-research
Psycho-rhetorics
Rant vs. reflection
Reading
Report cards
Sanitized texts
School slander
Student inquiries
Student/teacher communication gaps
Successful students
Teacher burnout
Teacher butchery
Teacher incompetence
Teacher politics
Teacher priorities
Teacher roles
Teacher/Student relations
Teacher talk
Teacher training scams
Teaching
Television
Text/image alchemy
Textual genesis
Textual seduction
Thanatology
The sociology of schooling
Time management
Unethical research
Unsuccessful students