The English of Today?

The English of Today? - a graphic manipulation by T Newfields
  Elitist educational elective with endless elusions.
  Nimble, noisy, nefarious, narky discourse channel.
  Gibberish-infused garbage-laden gangrene of lexical artifacts.
  Licentious la-di-da lignified into legal codes.
  Icon of Anglo-American imperialism & iterative IT industries.
  Scion of sophisticated scientific studies as well as salacious scandals.
  Hushed howls of humanity herded into hashed, hyphenated hybrids! . . . Huh?
                (coughing) Is this the English of today?