Elitist educational elective with endless elusions. Nimble, noisy, nefarious, narky discourse channel. Gibberish-infused garbage-laden gangrene of lexical artifacts. Licentious la-di-da lignified into legal codes. Icon of Anglo-American imperialism & iterative IT industries. Scion of sophisticated scientific studies as well as salacious scandals. Hushed howls of humanity herded into hashed, hyphenated hybrids! . . . Huh?
(coughing) Is this the English of today?