A Crash Curse in Crass Pedagogy
Spynd jest a phew meinutes preporin fir klass
konfident thungs wall fall in place.
Spynd mast of yer time chutting with other tachers
keeping yerself pallitikully syfe.
Buggin' lessens a fusshionably late –
thyme is naught importint any weigh.
End lussins early –
stewdents laikku langer breaks.
Stick to fizzed reutines –
so u don't huvo ta thaink.
Expeerimunt unly whun safe:
learnin' iz merely a game.
Whin students siem dead
inject 'em with fear –
nuthang warks bitter thun dread
ta get 'em in haigh gear.
Teach fur tha test
& test ta teach.
Den't bather ta review –
dat hippens exhumination waek.
|| This isn't so far from what many teachers do.
|| Perhaps, but does such satire actually have any value?
|| (sigh) In my view, it's merely a rant. Its only value is stress release.