If you want to be my lover
then love the feisty bugger
between my legs.
It is a part of me:
& pre-installed with other components
that permit me to operate.
Yes, it is mischievous – fickle,
but also cheerful, generous,
& eager to play.
Do not blame Sexcalibur
for having a one-track mind:
for it, shooting warm jizz
seems immensely fine.
This little schlong
is often greatly wronged:
it's not a mugger, schlecht, err schmoe –
just a manifestation of Freud's id
trying to make a heroic bid
to dance with life &
unite in a joyous flow.
Warm, saline spunky-goo
is a magic cosmic glue
with the power to unite
people in bliss-streams
as compassion accrues.
So cum on darling –
let's chu-chu-chu
& discover more
about ugh-ugh-ugh!