Male: |
Hi, haven’t we met before? I swear that I remember yer face! |
Female: |
Yes – I’m sure you read my article in the Philosophical Quarterly. |
Male: |
That’s it! I knew you were from academia or else from outer space! |
Female: |
So, what’s the relationship between “Die Weltanschung” and hyper-dynamic post-relativity? |
Male: |
(smiling) That subject merits extensive debate. |
Female: |
Good! Let's go straight to zie bed! |
Male: |
(pretending to be surprised) Are you implying something of a, of a, (coughing slightly) carnal nature? |
Female: |
(feigning perplexity) Well, that’s a matter of interpretation.
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Male: |
OK. Let’s investigate. . . . |