Finally we haf duh perfect solution
fer dose seeking peace ah mind
Our MX-2000 melts all worries
ta help yer neurons jive

Its 1028-pin motherboard connects 
directly ta yer spinal juncture
'n afta adjustin' a few nano-straps
yaw'll feel jes fine

What's more
its flash-memory iz 64 X2 kompatible
'n eazy fer kustomers who dislike 
analog contact

The MX-2000 operates well wid 
freedom-loving subjects
'n a host ah udder neural implants 

Enjoy deh MX-2000
'n expoorience whad 
1st rate technology brings

Ugh!
Let yawr awareness gruuve!

Experience fistules ahh consciousness openin'
as gigabytes ah information 
zip through yer ding