What God has not given us gadgets can achieve. Only by sanctifying our fiscal lust can we invoke the proper spirit of mistrust. What the world needs is more gadgets – Gadgets for every conceivable thing Gadgets designed to replace nightmares with sanitized belladonnas singing, "Thank you for buying our products! There's so much more we can bring!" There are gadgets to celebrate all yearning & gadgets to nurture every vanity Gadgets programmed to make inhumanity all the more appealing. Gadgets with multiple warheads generating toxins long after you’re dead Gadgets with planned obsolesce To make you buy more So corporate sales stay ahead Let us worship gadgets with perverted ecstasy. Finally, let us replace humans since they represent flawed engineering. |