Chariya: (with chagrin) Gurus are not market commodities!
Daiki: (non-chalantly) Well, seems like everything in dis world iz fer sale.
Chariya: That may be, but a true guru is not in this world. Their body is here, but consciousness elsewhere. Don't you realize that?
Daiki: (chuckling) No.
Chariya: (sighing) Ah, then enjoy your candy bars. . .

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