Chariya: (with chagrin) Gurus are not market commodities!
Daiki: (nonchalantly) Well, isn't everything in dis world fer sale?
Chariya: Perhaps, but a true guru is not in this world. Their body is here, but consciousness elsewhere. Don't you realize that?
Daiki: (chuckling) Nope, but I do realize there are a lot of charlatans!
Chariya: (sighing) Ah, then enjoy your candy bars. . .
Guru Bars - a graphic manipulation by T Newfields based on a drawing by his mother, Jean Price Norman

Guru Bars

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with tantalizing incongruities.

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