Soo: This satire does no good. How does cynicism make the world budder?
Philyra: Well, isn't the author pointing out that mass consumerism is unsustainable?
Andrei: (shaking his head) Mere prattling! This guy is too spineless!
Philyra: Far from it – the author is trying to constructively work with rage. Too many people gloss over their anger. We must learn how to use it productively to promote change.
Hamboogers 'n Raynfurests - an artwork by T Newfields

Hamboogers 'n Raynfurests:

Some Thoughts about Meat Consumption


Yep! You can drive up to your local rain forest
& order a juicy fresh sirloin chemically pre
served Big-TexTM maid frum multi-acre bull
dozed jungles 'n fast-growing genetically en
gineered organisms in the synthetic flavors yawh love.

In no time we'll de
liver a mouth-watering
pre-wrapped, agro-chemical del
icacy ta yer plate.

Glory ta gluttony
& dah lust fer beef!

Glory ta ouwa economick $ystem
which brings starvation ta millions
but juicccy bOOgers ta yaw 'n me!

Dig into dah munchy taste ah de
cadence 'n savor dah subtle flavors ah environ-
mental rape!

Yum yum!
Eat yerself ta oblivion, butt jes
don't belch dis waaaaaaaaay . . .