Some Thoughts about Market-Driven Education
Being a teacher iz
like working atta burger stand:
all yawh haf ta do iz prepare palatable material
'n serve what customers demand.
Who cares about nutrition
if students 're satisfied?
Most folks want sugar—frosted curricula –
wid lots ah junk inside.
Yep, jes smile and say,
"Oh yeah – keep consuming each day!"
Economics iz paramount|
'n if dah taste cums out right
most customers will seem happy:
sell what brings delight.
respond ta market needs.
Ta make mega-bucks
mega-teachers invent new wayz
ta crank out pedagogic junk
that's flavored sweet.