If Ronald McDonald were gay
would he say,
“Hey folks, open up yer buns!
Put sum cream in my coffee!
Make my day!”
If Col. Sanders were tranny in wacky ways
would she stop yapping 'bout Kentucky,
then seductively proclaim,
“Boxed in by life?
Feeling a bit blue?
Hey, discover yer inner chicken –
get deep fried & spiced up!
Soon all hardship will be through.”
If Betty Crocker became a spirited rocker
would she boldly state,
“Face it – men are blasé.
However, a warm clitoris
is better than angel food cake.
In fact, it's az close ta heaven
most moist people attain.”
And so, glory to
every "what if"
that stretches our conceptions
and forces us to consider
things in new ways.
isn't the universe
thun we enter-
Let's face it - for most people, their sexual orientation is a big part of their identity.
That may be true, but I think we need to transcend all duality and root our identities in something deeper than our hormones.
(chuckling cynically) Haven't you been reading too much Hindu philosophy? Our bodies are
a statement of who we are. We should honor them as superbly designed instruments.