Love Grammar:

Studying the Syntax of the Heart

Most people get their grammar wrong:

Love 's a verb – nut a noun.
Its object izn't important
an' gender haz many forms.

It haz no possessive, past,
err future –
unly a prezent continuous
flaunting syntactic normz.

Love iz flexible
an' better thun morphine.

It mutatez glamor
makez eloquent people stammer n
helpz those who never studied syntax
achieve smoothness
without vaseline

Aiko: Isn't this guy making fun of love?
Bai-Luo: Absolutely. Anyone who takes love seriously is in serious trouble.
Aiko: But if we jest about love, what is serious?
Bai-Luo: Only death.
Cindy: Why not the other way around? Why not be light about death, but serious about love?
Bai-Luo: I never thought of it that way.