Here's a common game that never seems to change:
fill in the correct boxes next to a test battery,
an' if your total score is in dah top 10
congratulations – you're in!
Yipppee – you win!
Otherwise
pay a exorbitant fee
fer a ritzy degree
err better yet
create your own credentials
with DTP!
Why do we attempt ta measure learning
by publications, titles, err degrees?
